Boonville-Warrick Library Library

Today, George W. Bush has allowed exactly 77 days to put hisa resume to end a difficult task, complicated by the fact that any good? S made as president, Hasna? T made much of him lately. There is Arena? T many out there position corresponds to a former world leader and professional lame duck, but few high-level vacancies have occurred in recent weeks and is expected to occur the year draws to an end. There must be some work man can do with competition. He still has much to give. Leader, North Korea

Ita? S its possible that this position will open soon – if Hasna? T already. Bush undoubtedly enjoy the constant threat of war that comes with being a key player in the axis of evil (although it should be noted that donut? T call it that), but may have trouble adapting to the unstinting adulation.

Tour guide, presidential library

Yes, itâ? Sa tradition in the United States to establish memorial repository in the State of residence of any former commander in chief, regardless of age or standing reading chairpersons in the worst ever. From this particular library is likely to be little more than a collection of cowboy hats and baseballs signed, Bush should have no problem to show people around. It would be highly irregular for him to walk to the reception and say, â? Hello, my name is George Bush, this is my library, and I would like an application form, â? but what will they do? Say no?

Estrella, W: The Musical

This scenario, the twins, apparently mad is based on assumptions that the Oliver Stone biopic will quickly translate to the stage, and that Bush can sing. But many of the films have become difficult musicals, and if Bush is tone deaf can still be their way through rap as Rex Harrison did in My Fair Lady. However, it would be strange. A little ‘to star as Jerry Springer Jerry Springer: The Opera. In fact, isnâ? T bad idea. Or maybe Bush could play Springer. Think of the protests.

Host MTV Awards

There are two positions to be filled here – Russell Brand and is doubtful for next year and Lindsay Lohan has just been fired from MTV headquarters of the World Music Awards, an event a bit “less glamorous doesnâ? T requires more than the capacity read from a teleprompter for wavering and without understanding. Well? S one of the favorites.

Minister of the Interior, Iran

In the old days, the only qualification for the post was a fake diploma from a British institution made – the previous owner, Ali Kordan, had a false certificate of an honorary degree from â? London, Oxford University? ? – However, Bush has two real degrees, a BA from Yale and an MBA from Harvard Business School (I know – that takes him lightly, doesnâ? L?). In fact, this may be the first time Bush has gone to work that is supremely overqualified, but still has some hearts and minds to win in Tehran.

Paris Hilton? S new best friend

This was never considered a job for life, or even long-term employment, but Paris is currently in the market for someone who is? The heat, which can keep pace with me, and above all, that is real and wonâ? There will be a ????. Shea Backstabber? S is also to London, unfortunately. But if you can do the accent well enough to fool Paris Hilton (and how difficult it is, what do you think?), He might even be able to convince her that he is so warm and real. Well? S former president of the United States, so spa? S does not like Shea? Ll admit.

Sarah Palin? Mate S, 2012

A partnership could give the Republican Bush-Palin with the final A? Maverick-anti-rebel? ticket four years from now. Amendment of the Constitution prevents a president to two terms 22 of the search for office again, but the U.S. Constitution says nothing about him to become vice president and office adherents by the sudden inability of a president phenomenally unpopular? Indeed it does – Amendment 12 which reads: â? No person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States? – But we know that Sarah Palin? No, going to read the newspaper? No.

The biographer, George Bush Sr.

A break-up of its parent? S legacy could one day see Dubya widely regarded as only the second worst president of the United States, but good? Ll someone needs to check the spelling.